What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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your going to die

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Good to see you today!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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