What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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