A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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You.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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