Runescape.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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