How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why? Because racecar.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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