A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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womens sports...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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