what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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lebron

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Gale swallows.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock knock

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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