What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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I went to the store and I fell

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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