Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Miami Heat.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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