Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Womens rights

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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