How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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you.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Whats 9+10? 19

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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