- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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