- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

so today i took a poop. hehe

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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