- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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