Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Soccer...

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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whats white jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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