Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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