Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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no pun intended

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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