why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Rylan Clark

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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