What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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