- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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