"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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