- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

the midget went to the midget store

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

I am a mime

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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