Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I am a mime

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You're a big fat monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

seek beauty

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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