- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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