Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Bad grammers.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Justin Beiber

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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