A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Queens Park rangers

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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10inch nice

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Anti Joke

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