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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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