- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

AIDS.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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