What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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