- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How would you rule?

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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