- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Shea's sty....

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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