- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How High is a Chinese man

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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