why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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