How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

oh hey.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A American seeking into mexico

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Lets go Yankees

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Anti Joke

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