- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*