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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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