Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Turkey Balls

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Justin Beiber

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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