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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What the hell are you doing?

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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