- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what are you mike bibby?

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Gus's mom

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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