- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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