Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

i dont fisish anythi

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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