im gay

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Today is March 22.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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