Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Hail Hitler

Your mam is so fat.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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