- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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