Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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well now

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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