- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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