We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Paper shield.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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good looking women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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