I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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