- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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