- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Asian women drivers...

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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