If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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How you know when dislextic

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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