- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

hey hey apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

The Princess is in another castle

your face

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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