- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

4 1/2

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A sober Irish individual.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??