A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

what are you mike bibby?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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