- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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