- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

sorry got to poo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.