- Anti Joke

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Well, there's one way...

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably