- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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