Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

I have read the terms and conditions

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Moral

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Error 37.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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