You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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