- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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