HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what looks like a banana? a penis

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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