Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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kkkk

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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