- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

shammmm is a lesbian.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

drugs.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

guest what i love pancakes

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