A women in the kitchen.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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