Ben Corbishley

Obama walks into a hospital....

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who wants water? I do.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Barack Obama

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...