- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call a black man? Black

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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