- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

YOU

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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