River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Charlie Sheen

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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