What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Two planes walk into an office building

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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