- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How's the weather? Good.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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