- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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