- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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