- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Chuck Norris.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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