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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where's the soap?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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