- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

whos on the right track? lady gaga

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

feminists.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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