Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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