why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I can count to potato.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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