- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Don't believe in Atheists.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

This is my favorite antijoke.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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