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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Who's on first? Garvey.

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