- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

whats dumb and small? dandruff

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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